News:Bill Paxton said it right in Aliens, "Game over, man. Game over!" H1N1 has finally taken its toll on Korea. I never thought it would come to this: riots, looting, mass-violence, murder, plague, death... zombies! You read it right. Zombies! How did it get to this?
Calls for vaccinations from the west were the beginning. Nationalist pride forced the government to secretly infuse kimchi with the antibodies. That's where things really took off. The combination of injecting the untested vaccination and mass ingestion of the famous pickled cabbage was catastrophic. The so-called H1N1 pandemic turned into a biological nightmare of apocalyptic proportions. We who didn't take the vaccine or eat the kimchi survived -- we built our immune defense up naturally. That's all anyone had to do, but they called us crazy. My, how the tides have turned.
Those of us not infected with the H1N1 mutation have taken refuge where we can. I'm writing this in an underground PC Bang surrounded by rotting corpses of the Sudden Attack and Starcraft players who stayed during the riots. I survive on the Ramyun and Cass Beer I find throughout the city. It's a war-zone here -- everyone for himself. I found a can of Dr. Pepper that I'm bringing home as a present for Shannon. It's the little things that count, now. I think I heard some thing moving. I have to go... If you read this, spread the word: avoid Seoul, head north if you can, and whatever you do
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